Benjamin Houy shuts down Lorelight, arguing AI search doesn’t need stand-alone GEO tools. The decision sparks debate over measuring assistant visibility.
• It was thought dangerous that old-time car radios required attention to turning a dial. So push-buttons with memories were created to solve that when there were only about 12 AM radio stations available. Today, we have to push a spot on the screen, not a tactile button, and there are hundreds of available channels, plus Car Play, plus Sirius, plus personal playlists, and so on. Is that really safety progress?
• People pay for an airline seat that has a reclining capability, yet some sitting behind such recliners complain they should not be used.
• The framers never imagined that anyone would make serving in elected office a full-time career, but today we have many Representatives and Senators who have served longer than most European monarchs, from whom we sought to escape.
• I am unaware of any media sportscaster, “meteorologist,” or financial expert who has ever been fired for inaccurate and incorrect forecasts and advice.
• We want to stimulate innovation yet continually seek to raise taxes (“tax the rich”) on those whose very innovations have created societal improvements.
• The total endowments of the Ivy League universities alone is $185 billion. Yet their application acceptance rate is about five percent.
• The very men and women of both parties refusing to “open” the government and restore sorely needed services continue to be paid themselves since they wrote that exception into the law.
• Decades ago, Haloid, which became Xerox, was losing ground to competitor Kodak, until it successfully developed an approach that Kodak had and disdained: photocopying.
• In 2022, 25 people were injured and treated for burns after walking over hot coals to increase their self-esteem. I’m assuming they simply lacked sufficient motivation.
• Coca Cola has launched massive recycling campaigns and pledges, but it is the world’s largest plastic polluter.
• Maurizio Cattelan sold a piece called Comedian, which was a real banana duct taped to a wall (not a canvas) for $6.2 million. He is now selling a solid gold, working toilet at auction—that cost $12 million to create in actual costs—at Sotheby’s, which thinks it can make a profit on it.
• Neither the amount of money nor education one has accumulated has any direct correlation to intelligence, taste, or contribution to society.
• If someone is convicted of drunk driving in most states, no one checks to see if they also have a pilot’s license or boating license .
• Why do otherwise unmarked Rhode Isand state police cars boldly state “RI State Police” on the license plates?
• Those who have defined insanity as hereditary are partially correct. You get it from your kids.
The supreme irony in life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. —Robert Heinlein
The main business of lawyers is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything they touch. —Antonin Scalia
Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises, for never intending to go beyond promise, it costs nothing. —Edmund Burke
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The Fishbowl: In January I’ll be starting a year-long, monthly, “live” coaching session whereby one member of the group will be coached by me for 45 minutes on a current issue of theirs, we’ll deconstruct what happened, and then have 45 minutes of Q&A. This is a variation of the very popular “fishbowl” technique I ran a few years ago.
You may volunteer to be the person coached or simply watch. You needn’t attend every session and I will provide video to everyone afterwards along with written commentary. This should build your coaching prowess considerably.
This will be $500 for the year and I’m offering it to you, here, first, because I’ll obviously have limited participation. My offer to you is $400. (An hour of my “situational coaching” on my site is $2,500, so this is a hell of a deal if you choose to be coached or even just observe.)
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Unless you’ve totally run out of conversational topics, asking an adult “Where did you go to school?” is one of the most useless questions that can be asked. Better questions, perhaps:
• What have you accomplished lately?
• What are you looking forward to doing?
• What are your hobbies and interests?
• Where would you like to visit that you’ve never been?
• What do you think your next “big thing” might be?
I’ve found that where people have been isn’t nearly as important as where they are now and where they think they’re going tomorrow. Accolades of the past rarely age well.
Unless you’ve totally run out of conversational topics, asking an adult “Where did you go to school?” is one of the most useless questions that can be asked. Better questions, perhaps:
• What have you accomplished lately?
• What are you looking forward to doing?
• What are your hobbies and interests?
• Where would you like to visit that you’ve never been?
• What do you think your next “big thing” might be?
I’ve found that where people have been isn’t nearly as important as where they are now and where they think they’re going tomorrow. Accolades of the past rarely age well.